Despite what this photograph may suggest, Rita Ora is, in fact, not homeless. Even though her music is horrid and she bangs at least 20 guys a week, Rita Ora is still living her cushy lifestyle. Why then, does she insist on dressing like a beggar in the streets of London?
Spotted in a gorilla fur coat, Ora looks more like a gorilla than the monkeys at the zoo do. This coat is way too big, bulky, and hideously hairy to ever be worn around. Not to mention, the scarf tied around her head makes Ora look like a pirate. All I can see through this ugly combination is the monkey, Jack, from Pirates of the Caribbean. To top this unforgivable outfit off, the black leather leggings and knee high black boots just look plain trashy. This picture looks more like a walk of shame than a night out on the town.
As if Rita Ora's choice of clothing wasn't tragic enough, her blonde hair is really what gets me fired up. The blonde hair color has never suited her skin tone and makes her look fake and cheap. Who does she think she is anyway? Pippi Longstocking in those braids? By dressing like a child playing dress up, that wouldn't surprise me one bit. Try again Ora.
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