Wednesday, January 9, 2013

1/9 Whine Wednesday

SWEATER DRESSES



One of the worst reoccurring trends every single winter season are the dreaded sweater dresses. Not only are they slouchy, chunky, and ugly, they are the most unflattering piece of clothing you could ever cover your body with.

First off, there are two looks a girl can have when wearing a sweater dress. They can look basic and stereotypical by pairing the sweater dress with leggings and boots. Like I remember when I was in fifth grade. Or, on the other hand, girls look trashy with the tight belted sweater dresses and tall boots. Try putting some pants on! No matter how you wear the sweater dress, you will always look.

One of the biggest reasons why I hate sweater dresses is the fact that girls look like they forgot to put pants on when they left their house. You wouldn't leave the house wearing a T-shirt dress, so don't wear sweater dresses. It's the same thing. Sweaters were made to be worn as shirts, not dresses.



Besides looking trashy, sweater dresses also make the wearer look frumpy. Rather than hugging your body, sweaters tend to clump up and mush every curve into one big bulging body. You can expect a sweater dress to add a good 15 pounds to your body.

Sweaters were not made to be worn as dresses. In fact, a sweater dress is nothing more than a big sweater. It just looks like someone lost track of time when they were knitting the bottom of the sweater. It's about time to kill this horrible trend, and stop with the sweater dresses already.

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